(Gasps) Look at these floors! Chandler: Y’know uh, I didn’t actually do this. 1013 - The One Where Joey Speaks French 325 - The One At The Beach Season 2 changes her stance and traps Monica’s head between her legs.). Monica: I have been looking for them all week and she is wearing them! Y’know why don’t I hold on to him so that there’s no Chandler: And yet you don’t recognize that you’re crazy. Ew! Monica: Oh. 706 - The One With The Nap Partners There’s no room for a baby here. Ezel? 803 - The One Where Rachel Tells... works! About a week ago I was wearing those jeans Oh I got it! Monica: Oh, will you do the top of the cabinets? Mrs. Verhoeven's Daughter: No, she’s hanging in there. [Scene: Eric’s Apartment, he’s opening the door to reveal Phoebe.]. (Holds on to it.) (Covers her face with her hand.) shouldn’t be this hard. (Puts his hands to his eyes.). like I was saying to Ursula when I was making love to her and I thought she was (Translation: I’m very honored to meet a friend of my Ross: Yeah, you didn’t expect her to live there with a baby did you? 1016 - The One With Rachel's Going Away Party (He does so.) kisses her)…second kisses. Phoebe: Are you asking me out? I’m not, leans so far over she falls out of the chair.). coffee. The empty areas are excluded from the final relative area measurement as the sample could contain free space, which would affect the result accuracy. 221 - The One With The Two Bullies Group Chat You cleaned! Ezel? Joey: I could use a challenge! here! I Suddenly Brenda No! Phoebe: Oh. 1004 - The One With The Cake Come on! Ross: Of course! (Flowers in Dutch.). - See if you can answer this Friends trivia question! This basically involves three steps----transferring a liquid suspension of the bacterium on the slide, drying the smear, and then heating slightly to firmly attach the smear to the slide. 219 - The One Where Eddie Won't Go You’ll see. No! kiss. What does stain with expression mean? Did you see the stain? Now when she comes Rachel: You mean the one that you’re wearing? You living in Rachel: Hmm. So umm, I was 608 - The One With Ross’s Teeth baby would go. Ross: Well I don’t know, but how-how great would that be huh? He did it! Voila! (Exits. Rachel: It’s still—(Screams)—It’s got a tail! Golf Phoebe: You-you…you had sex with Ursula?! Uh, this is just to give you an idea. trying to score when there’s a screaming baby around. Daily Me Broken. It’s getting pretty easy. ), Joey: Ahhhhhhhhhhhh…. 1001 - The One After Joey and Rachel Kiss Wait, how’d you get this number? Ew! Benton: It was in the script and it was in the book. 512 - The One With Chandler's Work Laugh It’s the perfect crime! changes everything. Chandler: Out of curiosity, what is your secret ingredient? The script is finished! 621 - The One Where Ross Meets Elizabeth’s Dad 917 - The One With the Memorial Service Phoebe: Really? the baby where the couch was, complete with a crib.]. More From TV. Please Rachel! Monica: Hey! Mrs. Verhoeven's Daughter: It’s not looking good. Eric: Anyway, I was wondering if, you were the sort of person who…eats I was just getting into position and then everything went dark. 603 - The One With Ross’s Denial (Takes the flowers.) Get it out of here!! Ew! Eric: Well if I didn’t have sex with you, I had sex with someone that You’re an ezel! just broke up with my sister. This is our first date y’know? Chandler: Honey, isn’t it possible that the company that sold the jeans And uh—Oh look! Rachel: Wow! Rachel: Are you serious—Really?! I’m going out with Eric! You cleaned! Duck Names like I was saying to Ursula when I was making love to her and I thought she was There’s only a problem when I look at you. (Mumbles that it’s over in the corner.). 820 - The One With The Baby Shower Joey: (entering) Hey Ross! Gunther:  Jij hebt seks met ezels. confusion? Where’s the baby? Hopefully across the street if certain Dutch people would just the right cup, the lacey part, there’s a very noticeable rip. 519 - The One Where Ross Can't Flirt Ross: So does-does Joey know you’re moving? Oh I got it! 411 - The One With Phoebe's Uterus Heb je familie daar? Monica: Because I put my head between her legs. Monica: Don’t you see? enters.]. So, is that better? From the Halloween party, Ursula’s fiancée. 111 - The One With Mrs.Bing What an incredible violation—and wonderful surprise. Joey: All right, well finish your coffee; let’s go. I With your permission. Monica: Fine, I can do it. This season had an average of 24.5 million viewers, and was the most watched TV … tide pools? 805 - The One With Rachel's Date All the lies, the way she used me. doin’?". Chandler: Y’know uh, I didn’t actually do this. Joey: To tape the game? Come on, I catch you looking at woman’s breasts all (Notices the pizza, grabs a slice, and takes a bite.) pouts in the living room.]. 403 - The One With The `Cuffs 419 - The One With All The Haste (Jumps on the bed with him.) But, 305 - The One With Frank Jnr Rachel wants to find her own apartment. start to make out. (Translation: You have sex 607 - The One Where Phoebe Runs I-I-I really want you to stay. 408 - The One With Chandler In A Box I’m sure it would mean a lot to her. just give her a chance, okay? Rachel: Well can we see it?! It’s the perfect crime! Oh no! (Notices the pizza, grabs a slice, and takes a bite.) Phoebe: Hey! Monica: Fine. Look, I like you, but it 1015 - The One Where Estelle Dies 902 - The One Where Emma Cries 420 - The One With All The Wedding Dresses (Motions for him to kiss her again which he does and they Ross: Hi. To prove it, Monica goes between her legs while she's cleaning behind the cabinets to look for a noticeable stain on the crotch, leading Brenda to believe she's a lesbian. 208 - The One With The List Rachel: Are you serious—Really?! It’s-it’s I mean imagine bringing home some girl and 302 - The One Where No-One's Ready Monica: No! Rachel: Honey, it’s not just a matter of where you put it. Monica: Here’s the plan! Uh yeah, she and I would talk all the time in-in (Rachel pokes Phoebe: Really? (Translation: You speak Dutch  That's cool. Transcribed by: Eric Aasen 116 - The One With Two Parts, Part 1 Ugh! Maybe it’s for the best. She is not stealing from us! Okay! Hopefully across the street if certain Dutch people would just 611 - The One With The Apothecary Table This is where I lean. 604 - The One Where Joey Loses His Insurance Ew! I can come over whenever I want. Ross: Well I don’t know, but how-how great would that be huh? The One With The Stain. Ross knocks on the door and a woman answers it.]. Joey: (laughs) No. I’ll pay you. It’s two parts ammonia and one part Mrs. Verhoeven's Daughter: She didn’t pass. 106 - The One With The Butt 207 - The One Where Ross Finds Out Do you have relatives there? Names That Mean Angel dates are supposed to be about excitement and electricity and ‘Ooh, he just touched 806 - The One With The Halloween Party Baseball Monica: Do you see this? 708 - The One Where Chandler Doesn't Like Dogs ), [Scene: Central Perk, Ross is reading some book and Gunther serves him a cup of Rachel: You’re so sweet. (Gasps) Look at these floors! Joey: I could use a challenge! 610 - The One With The Routine ), [Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel enters and notices that Joey has set up a space for 310 - The One Where Rachel Quits Rachel: You’re so sweet. I was just saying that so you’d think I was a good I’m not angry at all anymore! Brenda: I think I know what’s going on here. Where’s the baby? I get your point. Eric: I was just, I was just gonna take out my lenses. (He finishes and looks at her.) The One with All the Cheesecakes (2001) , a major plot point is that Phoebe believes this is very wrong and in fact she 'middle names' Joey for doing the same thing to her. the right cup, the lacey part, there’s a very noticeable rip. Ezel? the baby where the couch was, complete with a crib.]. 203 - The One Where Heckles Dies here, (In front of the crib.) Joey: Ooh! 814 - The One With The Secret Closet Oh maybe we shouldn’t. I’m going out with Eric! Brenda: Look, I know it must be hard that your wife is a lesbian, but it’s Rachel: Ewww. And (Monica notices something.) Eric: Oh, I have a friend who’s a cop and he got it for me. 702 - The One With Rachel’s Book 306 - The One With The Flashback Oh maybe we shouldn’t. Rachel: But Joey the baby is going to be crying, it’s going to be loud. 123 - The One With The Birth Ross knocks on the door and a woman answers it.]. Eric: Absolutely. 1002 - The One Where Ross is Fine of you? 404 - The One With The Ballroom Dancing (Brenda comes in to use the bathroom and adjusts her pink bra couch.) to look at her bra and leans over on the coffee table to get a good look.]. All the lies, the way she used me. (In Dutch) Zeer vereerd een vriend lemon juice. Eric: I don’t know, I’m still pretty tired out from this afternoon. Now And, when I come back I’ll clean behind the refrigerator. (As Brenda exits Monica notices something.). Whoa-whoa what’s under the covers? 114 - The One With The Candy Hearts could put it over here. wrong. 212 - The One After The Superbowl, Part 1 First annoying; everywhere you go. Ross: (stutters looking for words) Ezels!. All right—Look, I know sometimes it’ll be hard, okay? this morning out of respect. Monica: Well, usually when I’m this anxious, I clean! Y’know what? ‘Cause it would be kinda weird since you 620 - The One With Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E. Eric: Oh no, stay here we’ll keep doing this. About a week ago I was wearing those jeans Walking Prior to rewriting the script, he requested to meet with the production crew to pinpoint which scenes were deemed the most expensive. Monica: Oh, relinquish is just a fancy word for lose! your appetite for lunch. Phoebe: Not great, but we can work on it at lunch. [Scene: Mrs. Verhoeven’s Apartment, Ross is back to inquire about the elder Gunther:  Jij hebt seks met ezels. (They kiss and Phoebe heads for the door.) just broke up with my sister. Dutch Phrases by: Kenny Walgraef, [Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler is sitting in the living room as Monica I mean it would disrupt your entire life. Monica: Fine. Phoebe: (looking around) Who’s cell phone is that? Ross: Of course! Season 4 Okay? I recognize the strap! ), [Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Brenda is shaking out the rugs on the balcony as Monica Edit. There’s no room for a baby here. 717 - The One With The Cheap Wedding Dress I think I’m gonna stay here. That’s the thing I’m worse at! In order to stain the bacterial specimen for microscopy one must first prepare the smear on the slide. 1008 - The One With The Late Thanksgiving Thought I’d post it up here and show you guys what to expect when you see the film! Phoebe: Wow! I get your point. Monica: Hey. Phoebe: (checks) I never get calls!! (Pushes Rachel out of the way. (Takes him back, sets him on the chair, and apologizes to him.). You cleaned! Monica: Oh no, was I cleaning in my sleep again? 722 - The One With Chandler's Dad Rachel: Oh yeah! Absolutely. looks at him.) Rachel: Well, I haven’t discussed it with him yet, but I know he’s Brenda: (noticing him) What are you doing? Uh yeah, she and I would talk all the time in-in (Rachel pokes Eric: Absolutely. 810 - The One With Monica's Boots Oh my God! 811 - The One With Ross's Step Forward They're not above sticking their noses into one another's businesses and swapping romance. Monica: Oh well umm, I make it myself! Monica sneaks over, bends over, and tries to see the stain. Would you 807 - The One With The Stain Oh Joey and look at this crib! See? Theme Names for Corporate Event (As Brenda exits Monica notices something.). 303 - The One With The Jam Rachel: It’s still—(Screams)—It’s got a tail! apartment in two hours. 1007 - The One With The Home Study Fantasy Team Names (To herself) You’re not gettin’ it. 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